MrBeenie
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ATTENTION GAMER GIRLS
This is not a drill. I, a humble Minecraft enjoyer and part-time Redstone contraption theorist, am seeking a “Gamer Girl Experience
.” That’s right. I’ve got TWO tickets, ONE heart, and ZERO clue how to talk to women.
Must meet the following criteria:
Loves pixelated adventures 
Can PvP and cuddle 
Knows how to craft both a diamond sword and an emotional connection 
Bonus points if you call me "senpai" while we slay creepers together
I promise:
I’ll build us a cozy dirt hut with torches placed aesthetically
I’ll farm wheat for you DAILY 
I will NEVER let a skeleton hurt you (unless it's my anxiety skeleton)
This is your chance to be the Alex to my Steve, the Redstone torch that powers my heart.
Together, we’ll make the End feel like home. 
#MinecraftExperience #WaifuWanted #CreeperAwwManButLikeEmotionally
real talk y’all got any 18+ girls u wanna set me up w/ hml
- must be assigned female at birth, no exceptions
